It happened in Rome. George W. Bush -- or let us call him Reverend George W. Bush -- Comrade Putin and Pope Benedict XVI went for a morning walk. This little kid is sitting in front of his house playing, when Reverend George W. Bush comes to the child and says 'Hello, Bonny. What are you doing?'
The little boy says 'Mixing shit with sand.'
Somewhat taken aback, he says 'And what are you making?'
The boy says 'George W. Bush.'
This upsets George W. Bush very much, and he is standing on the side muttering to himself. Comrade Putin, seeing George W. Bush so pigged off, asks him 'What's going on?'
'Why' says Bush 'that rotten kid is sitting there mixing shit with sand and making a George W. Bush.'
Deep down, Putin feels very happy and thinks 'The kid must be a communist!' But to George W. Bush he says 'Wait. I will go and talk to the kid.' He reaches the kid and says 'Tell me, boy, what are you doing?'
'Mixing shit with sand.'
'And what are you making?'
'Putin.'
Now of course they both are pigged off and are standing on the side talking about how rotten that kid is. Then His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI asks them what the problem is. They explain just what has happened with the rotten kid. Pope Benedict XVI says to them 'Look guys, you gotta understand something about child psychology. I am older than you both -- and, by the way, I know more about urine and allied subjects than anybody else in the world. Let me go to the child.'
Deep down he feels very happy that the child seems to be a follower of the policy of non-alignment -- neither for America nor for Russia: Neutrality. 'Now watch what happens when I go over to the kid.'
So His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI walks over, he puffs out his chest as he always does and in a haughty way, as only a pope can walk, he walks over to the kid and says 'Hello, little boy. And just what are you doing?'
'Mixing shit with sand' comes the reply.
'I'll bet I know what you are making' says Pope Benedict XVI. 'I'll bet you are making a pope.'
Oh no' says the boy sadly. 'I haven't got enough shit for that.'
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